Sitting on my brains - Ma Hinder's Song

(to the tune of living on the edge - with slight variations)

Something's up at home today
Can't see what it is
The smoke's still in my eyes....
The country's going crazy
but it doesn't impact me
I couldn't care less even if I tried

I'm trying short term solutions
I'm hoping that they'll work
I want to leave a legacy unparalelled

But the people don't seem to happy
They want me to think out my approach
Believe you me, I'd do that if I could...

I'm sitting on my brains (you can see them if I turn around)
I'm sitting on my brains (you can see them but they're smaaall)
I'm sitting on brains (this is why everything's blowing up)
I'm sitting on my brains

I've tried to be real clever
But that plan's backfired real bad
I've tried to throw smokescreens and I've failed

The job's not that easy
I didn't know what it took
I wouldn't have pushed so hard then if I had...

It's not about the money
It's about the fame and love
but the money - gosh the money!!!!!
How much there is has left me utterly gob-smacked

I'm sitting on my brains (you can see them if I turn around)
I'm sitting on my brains (you can see them but they're smaaall)
I'm sitting on brains (this is why everything's blowing up)
I'm sitting on my brains

(repeat chorus ad nauseum)